The Writer's Right

How to lose weight in a week….

Try the “I have the stomach bug for a week and everything makes me gag but toast” diet. It works wonders, really.

My jeans came out of the dryer this morning and I barely had to do the “dance and wiggle” to get them on. Of course, the week was rough. I’m still not 100%, but I’m getting there. I may attempt some soup for lunch, but we’ll see.

I should write about book about this. “The toast Diet.” I actually knew a girl in school who lost weight by only eating bread. It was a little sad to watch, but she did get down from a 16 to a trim size 4. I wonder what she looks like now. She was looking a little sick last time I saw her. I guess the toast diet wouldn’t be the best. But heck, for a crash diet, it’s something.