Murphy the pug

Pug Abuse

Does anyone know the number for the ASPCA? I have been abused. I was taken to PetsMart tonight under false pretenses. I thought we were running in to get me a treat. WRONG. I got my nails cut! The lady was so mean to me. She kept telling me it was going to be all right. And the worst part is, Mommy helped her! She held me as the lady buzzed and clipped my nails. They are so short, you’d think they were amputated. And all I got for it was some chicken jerky. No fair!

I’m packing my bags now. This is an out rage! Ok, maybe I’ll wait to run away after Seamus sleeps over. But Saturday night, I’m out of here. Ok, maybe I’ll wait till after our Sunday walk in the park. But then I’m really outta here. Well, maybe I should wait till after Sunday dinner at Grandma’s. Oh heck, life’s not to bad here.

But I’m stiff miffed.