Murphy the pug

Oops!

I pooped all over the floor today. Mommy was not happy. She was asking me why I insisted on pooping inside. I told her I didn’t know. Then she told me she was sorry for yelling, but that we had some serious potty training to work on when Lizzy left. That kiss up always poops outside. But she did get blood on the floor, so we’re even. No worries to Lizzy’s new family, she just got a raw paw. She was a good girl when Mommy wrapped it up. See, she’s a kiss up!! (But you’ll like her. Even I put up with her.)