Murphy the pug
Murphy’s Law
Don’t rollover, don’t play dead, begging on command is out and NEVER speak on command. Make Mommy work her butt off to get the simple things like “left turn” and “say your prayers.”
However, do display that you are brilliant by doing one of the hardest tricks. Balance that treat on your mush, because you have no snout, and leave it there until she says “free”! Mommy will shower you with kisses and hugs and tell you you’re the smartest pug in the state.
Keep ‘em guessing, but always give them a good show.
Yours truly,
Murphy B.
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