Murphy the pug

I’m sorry Mommy

I’m only two, and I don’t know why I’m such a beast sometimes. I didn’t mean to eat the cell phone. I was simply trying to call my friend Seamus. My paws are too big and dialing is just so hard. Its not my fault I don’t have thumbs. So I tried to use my teeth.

Mommy was mad, but she didn’t yell. She just sighed and looked at me. Then she said, “Why Murphy, why?” I just put my head down.

I’m a bad boy. I’ll have to give her extra kisses later. I hope she’s forgiven me by now.

1. Murphy, this is not your fault. Your mommy needs to read chapter seven again. If you were able to jump up on the table, it means that she left a chair out, thus enabling you to get to that table. Your mommy owes you an apology for leaving her phone where you could get to it.

   Posted by Uncle Mike  on  06/07  at  07:31 PM

2. Murph man- have mommy set speed dial on the phone with the big numbers. My mommies are mad at me too becuase I peed all over the couch...it’s my mommy dana’s fault because she fell asleep during animal planet...how can my mommy learn about chapter 7-whatever that is. .... Seamus

   Posted by  on  06/08  at  08:25 AM

3. Dear Murphy,

   I ate my sister’s cell phone a month after she got it.  Mommy was not happy, and sissy wasn’t either...she called Mommy on a business trip in the middle of a meeting in tears to tell on me.

   The insurance company thought Mommy was trying to pull a fast one till they saw the phone...My little tiny teeth had cracked the screen and case into many pieces!

   It’s not your fault..that antenna sticking out looked just like a chew toy!

   Posted by DrumsNWhistles  on  06/12  at  01:53 AM
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