Murphy the pug

I’m a rebel…

Mommy got a note from the dog warden today. My town dog license is delinquent. That’s right, I’m a pug without a license. I’m such a rebel. I need to start dressing the part.

It was chilly this morning and Mommy thought about putting a sweater on me for our walk. I’m so glad she was running late and decided against it. I have this girly blue sweater with a hood for when it’s cold. It’s awful. All the dogs in the neighborhood laugh at me. I need to tell Mommy that I need a more manly sweater, like something with a Harley logo. I need something to show the world what a rebel I am. After all, I’m a pug without a license. That’s right, I’m a bad ass all right.

I’m gonna have to tell Santa I need a bad-ass coat. I have a reputation to uphold in the ‘hood we live in ya know.

1. Murph-Man,

   You live in the suburbs of Hartford. You don’t know what a ‘hood is. At my last apartment, I stopped barking at the gunshots. My new place is much better. I hear planes instead of gunshots.

   Your pal,

   Reggie

   Posted by Reggie  on  11/02  at  03:58 PM
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