Murphy the pug

Dear Uncle Mike

I’m lobbying for my pal Reggie. Can you please give him his favorite bully stick and stop being so mean? Or else I’m calling the ASPCA.

Poor, abused Reggie.

1. Dearest Murphy,

   I know Reggie really wants THAT bully stick, but I’m doing this for his own good. The bully stick he wants is getting really short, and I’m afraid he’ll choke on it.

   Reggie has a brand new bully stick that he’s barely touched. It came from the same store on the same day at the same length for the same price. Please help me understand why that one isn’t good enough.

   Much love,

   Uncle Mike

   Posted by Uncle Mike  on  09/21  at  08:31 PM

2. Dear Uncle Mike,
   You’ll never understand it. Your tail isn’t curly enough.
   Murph-Man
   P.S. It’s ok, I still love you. Tell Reggie if he doesn’t want that bully stick, I’ll take it.

   Posted by Murphy  on  09/21  at  08:34 PM
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