Murphy the pug
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
A Q&A Session With Her Majesty
Dear Friends, I apologize for the delay in blogging, but I lead a very busy pug life. For your pleasure, I have been granted permission by Her Majesty, Miss Puggles, to share a recent Q & A with her kingdom:
Palace Communications
Puggingham Palace
HM expressed her desire to speak to her subjects in an informal Q and A session this evening at Puggingham Palace.
HM was asked about her beloved garden at the Palace.
HM: My gardens is growings and is greens and pretty. We has flowers and grasses and my dearest friends, the birds, has a fountains with waters and sunflower seeds that my subject Mr. Will gives thems all the times. We hads lots of baby birdses this spring, and there are doveses. I rid the gardens of the evil Cats, I hates Catses because they poopses in my yards and eats the birdses. I hates that.
I do has squirrel issues. Edgar, the crazy squirrel, thinksses that I is goings to eats his nuts. I say: “Edgar, I am a PUG, The QUEEN OF ALL PUGS, I do NOTs eats walnuts”. But Edgar is sillys and sits and howls and barks at my Glorious Presence when I am in the gardens. I has bannded him. He’s nutty as his walnuts.
HM was asked if she has partaken of her beloved Walkabouts.
HM: Yes, I ordered the staff to takes me on a walkabouts this very evenings. It was HOTS and humids as it had rainded so it was a shorts one. I seeds my neighbor John, lots of my birdses friends and a taxi. The crazy DOG lady was not home, so I did not sees her. She worshipses me, but she yaps a lot.
HM was asked if there were any Royal Excursions planned for this Summer.
HM: I is staying mostly at my Palace. I order the limousine to takes me to the Three DOG Bakery from times to times and to see my friends Spike and Wheezie. Theys are Yorkies. I’s goings to see my AUNT Donna in Illinois sometimes, but we has nots decidedsed when. I dids not goes to PUGTONA as it was too hots for me.
HM was asked about her Walruses.
HM: All walrusesess are happies. I loves ALL Walrusseses. Cecilia, Pacifica, Nereus, Wallace and Cola are all well and snug nexts to mys THRONE.
Any Parting words from Your Majesty?:
HM Be niceses to all peoples and PUGS and Birds (Catses not includeds), supports PUG Rescue, Eats LOTSES OF TREATS, and Buys good stuffs from the VILLAGE MERCHANTSSES.
HM has retired to her throne room to rest. Thanks to all who phoned in their questions ~ Palace Communications
A little bit about Her Majesty:
Puggles Duchess Windsor, Queen of Pugs, Supreme Ruler of Alaska, Princess Royal of Baltimore Place, Grand Duchess of Missouri, Grand Duchess of Kansas City and St Louis, Duchess of Illinois, Duchess of Clinton, Baroness Pugtona, Royal Order of the Greenie and Treat, Grand Order of the Scrunchie, Knight Commander of the Royal Order of Kibble, Patroness of the Royal Pugharmonic Orchestra, lives in splendor and bounty in Puggingham Palace in Kansas City, MO.
Born a simple country pug in Clinton, MO she had no idea she was of Royal lineage until it was revealed to her by her guardians. She ascended to the Royal Throne in 1999 and has ruled in glory, splendor and with grace and benevelence ever since.
In 2003, after running for Governor of California (along with everyone else) as the Livertarian Party Candidate, and upon defeat by Arnold Schwarzenegger, she accepted the title of Supreme Ruler of Alaska, along with many other titles and honors.
HM is most appreciative of this honor of having her recent conversation published.