Murphy the pug

Auntie

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

April has come and gone I had didn’t have any seizures!

Mommy is so excited that today is May 1st, and I went a whole month without any seizures. Of course, I’m more excited that May 1 means in two days it will be my birthday. I wonder what Mommy will give me. I hope I don’t have to share with Howie. He’s a pain in my butt.

Mommy said I’ll be “legal” in dog years. I wonder if I get a Murphy’s Irish Stout all to myself? Maybe Auntie and I can hit the bars together. I can’t drive, so she’ll have to be the DD. This is going to be great!

P.S. I’m sorry you can’t comment on this post but I still have spammers trying to pawn their Viagra on me. Do you really think a stud muffin like me needs that little blue pill? PLEASE!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

I’m still on the lamb….

Auntie was supposed to renew my license yesterday but she’s a slacker. So I’m still breaking the law. I like being a bad ass. 

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

He sails through the air with the greatest of ease…

My uncle Manny, Grandma’s pug is pretty agile. He launches from the floor to the couch and can hurdle any human in the way in a single bound. His goal is to get to the back of the couch so he can jump up like a mad dog and bark at any unsuspecting kid, car or bird. And the rule is you shouldn’t drink on the couch, because he misses at times. Auntie learned this the hard way when she was sipping a soda the other day.

Last night he was being his usual maniac self and he was going full speed, ready to hurdle Mommy to get to his spot. Mommy reached out and caught him like a football in midair. It had all the humans laughing their butts off and him, looking quite bewildered as he looked into Mommy’s face instead of his intended target. Grandma laughed and said, “Great catch Sam!” Too funny!

Silly wipper-snapper. I was content to snack on my flossie on Grandpa’s lap. I’m no dummy.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

It’s my birthday!

And I’m doing it up like a pug should. At lunch Auntie took me to the Three Dog Bakery and Mommy met us there. It was raining so hard today, but Jen, at the bakery dried me off and gave me extra treats. I’m having a great day so far!
This is Jen.

Look at all the treats.

Licking my chops in anticipation.

Me and Auntie

Me and Mommy

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Auntie spoils me

Mommy, Grandma and Auntie thought I was snoozing. But I had one ear out. I heard Auntie say she got me a new leash - a BOSTON RED SOX leash! I’m so excited. Auntie told Mommy when it comes, she’s going to take me to PetsMart for a new harness to match. I am the luckiest pug. (Mommy also mentioned something about getting my nails cut on the same trip, but I’ll have to talk Auntie out of that one.)

Mommy said it’s spring training now and the real season will start before we know it. I can’t wait to see my hero, Big Papi. I’m glad he wasn’t traded because he’s my favorite.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

A day with Auntie

I’m spending another day with Auntie. We slept in and then she brought me to PetsMart because she wanted to get me a new flossie. She didn’t know that PetsMart didn’t have flossies so I got a new toy! It squeaks and everything. I love it. But I also love stealing her underwear, pulling on her pants and chewing on her slippers. She puts up with so much because I’m her only nephew. I’m spoiled! After PetsMart we went to the other pet store and she got me two flossies! I love my Auntie!

This is my new toy: